zooded 

being extremely blazed/stoned/fucked up by way of the marijuana pot.

Dude, I am so fucking zooded.

zooded by pick out the seeds and stems March 15, 2007

zooded 

means u are really high

man i smoked a blunt and im super zooded

zooded by brianstopoulos November 20, 2007

zooded 

When you are extremely fucked up. You can be drunk when your past drunk and fucked up your zooded the only thing left after
zooded is 911.

I got Zooded last night.

zooded by Gn October 10, 2005

Zooded 

An adjective to describe a male young adult typically dealing with a mix of financial, substance abuse and hygiene problems. Signs include seeking self-pi, self-loathing and a wholesale judgment successful people.

Jared panhandler is a real zooded dude!

Zooded by Red Hugh May 29, 2018

Zooted 

When you are so high that you forget you ordered pizza. Then the door bell rings, you get scared, then really happy, because you forgot you ordered pizza.

That cute redhead is so zooted.

Zooted by Donniekong August 28, 2016

Zooted 

Just deliriously high.

Are you prepared to get zooooooted?.....
I stay zooted

Zooted by Balz924 October 20, 2017

Zooted 

being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted..

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Zooted by tom January 12, 2004