christ puncher
One who takes his/her first and inserts it firmly into the asshole of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
christ puncher by SlayerSatan666 December 14, 2008
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ChristPunchers
A loose definition would be one who physically bludgeons the son of the Christian god with one's fist.
A more specific, colloquial definition is a participant in the activities of Christ Punch International.
Headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Christ Punchers are a raggedy troupe of cycling enthusiasts, bent on bludgeoning the son of the Christian god with their fists, and spreading general mayhem. One may see them gallivanting about Salt Lake or Black Rock cities on bicycles, swinging swords while riding saddled ROUS, or consuming inordinate amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon, while singing a merry tune or maintaining a menacing silence.
Though most active during the summer and fall, the Christ Punchers are known to convene during various celebrations year round.
A more specific, colloquial definition is a participant in the activities of Christ Punch International.
Headquartered in Salt Lake City, Utah, the Christ Punchers are a raggedy troupe of cycling enthusiasts, bent on bludgeoning the son of the Christian god with their fists, and spreading general mayhem. One may see them gallivanting about Salt Lake or Black Rock cities on bicycles, swinging swords while riding saddled ROUS, or consuming inordinate amounts of Pabst Blue Ribbon, while singing a merry tune or maintaining a menacing silence.
Though most active during the summer and fall, the Christ Punchers are known to convene during various celebrations year round.
"This bar got old long ago, let us punch christ over to Johnny's"
"ChristPunchers, roll out!"
"How did you get to work?" "I punched Christ"
"ChristPunchers, roll out!"
"How did you get to work?" "I punched Christ"
ChristPunchers by shporqchop October 21, 2008
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
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Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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