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wikiread 

to read a book(usally a famous book and usally done for school) by checking its entry on Wikipeida to learn the plot, beging, middle, end and all the other key points without readin for hours on end
guy 1:Dawg our test on (Lord of the flies/catcher in the rye/The count of Monte crisco etc.) is in 2 hrs and I haven't read the book

guy 2: just go on Wikipedia and wikiread it and you'll get all the key points.

wikiread by David Granderson March 8, 2007
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wikireality.ru 

They also whitewash crazy animals like OneLittleMouse with 250 bans per 2 weeks as some white knights on the Internet.
Reads OneLittleMouse at wikireality.ru but then says wat.

I know OneLittleMouse - said no one.
I trust OneLittleMouse - said no one.
OneLittleMouse is a cool guy - said no one.
wikireality.ru by Barkingdog September 1, 2023

wikireality 

Reality as defined by the masses (usually in a large collective of internet junkies); refering to the source of all truth, wikipedia, a medium where random facts are collected and corrected by others who are just as uneducated as the rest
"I reject your reality and substitute wikireality, as defined by wikipedia"
wikireality by ryanpav September 3, 2006

wikipeadophile 

Someone who spends too much time on wikipedia and knows the answers to some of the most useless questions.
I think Dave is a wikipeadophile, he bored me for 25 minutes with the origins of the car cup holder.
wikipeadophile by chrsjcb July 24, 2009

wikireality.ru 

A heavily censored place as well. Users can see animals like Ole Førsten here. Many valid concerns are simply removed here.
- I'm some anonymous asshole at wikireality.ru

- Hail Putler, Wikireality!
wikireality.ru by Barkingdog June 4, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026