Army of One

Likely the most honest US military commercial ever broadcast. Although the intended message is undecipherable, a soldier running through the dessert by himself, to anybody who has been in the Army recently, the message is clear. YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN AND YOUR ASS IS IN GREAT DANGER - How the fuck did I get myself into this mess?.

The people here hate me. Many are trying to kill me. What the fuck are we here for, anyway? I don't want to be an army of one anymore. Give me some ruby slippers and get me back home.

Army of One by Sal McCloud February 13, 2006

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Army of One

The latest recruiting catch phrase. Replacing "Be All That You Can Be (In The Army)". Seems like a strange way to describe the new kinder, gentler Army. An Army Of One, "One" is an acronym: O=Officers N=NCOs (Non-Commissioned Officers) E=Enlisted.

No example needed. Army Of One, Hooah!

Army of One by Spc Gray April 18, 2006

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Army of One

A particularly sturdy and capable holy-spec paladin in the most popular MMORPG of all time.

lesser pally 1: Dude, Hammah just blew away an entire crop of l.60 undead in EPL, solo.

lesser pally 2: What can I say? He's an Army of One.

Army of One by Ohne December 14, 2008

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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