Hobot or Ho-Bot, sounds like robot. A Hobot is a bot on the net that sends you spam, instant messages or posts on message boards trying to get you to check out a sex/pornographic site.
This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(
This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(
by Dj Puma February 28, 2007

by Unca Milfy April 29, 2010

by Saranader1 June 18, 2010

-A promiscuous robot who has many casual sexual relationships.
-A robotic Prostitute , Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut
-A robotic Prostitute , Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut
That hobot was a freak last night.
by The-Chris April 08, 2009

A woman, usually a prostitute, who has sex with multiple partners in short spans of time. A woman who functions as a sexual machine.
Guy #1: Dude, your bachelor party was a total success.
Guy #2: Thanks to that hobot Guy #3 hired, I think EVERYBODY had a good time.
Guy #2: Thanks to that hobot Guy #3 hired, I think EVERYBODY had a good time.
by Gora Chora September 10, 2007

Instead of taking a shower, I got hobotic and shaved my legs in the sink at 7-Eleven
"Making a spatula out of a red bull can, a fork out of a paper cup, and heating the grill with sticks and weeds at the park is fucking hobotic!"
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"Making a spatula out of a red bull can, a fork out of a paper cup, and heating the grill with sticks and weeds at the park is fucking hobotic!"
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by VonPrime Family Houligans August 05, 2011

Dude 1: Dude, lets promote our biz by hiring people to walk around with signs.
Dude 2: Yea! but screw paying minimum wage, lets hobotize, and pay them $20 a day.
Dude 2: Yea! but screw paying minimum wage, lets hobotize, and pay them $20 a day.
by Contortionist September 25, 2008
