Hobot

Hobot or Ho-Bot, sounds like robot. A Hobot is a bot on the net that sends you spam, instant messages or posts on message boards trying to get you to check out a sex/pornographic site.

This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(
This Hobot keeps flooding my inbox! >:(
by Dj Puma February 28, 2007
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Hobot

The auto-spammers that fill your inbox for sex or cam sites.
OMG man some hobot just invited me to watch her hot friends naked on cam.
by Unca Milfy April 29, 2010
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Hobot

Having relations with men purely for the sake of getting off, with no emotional connection.
I don't even care, I'm in hobot mode.

Hobottin tonight!
by Saranader1 June 18, 2010
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Hobot

-A promiscuous robot who has many casual sexual relationships.
-A robotic Prostitute , Whore, Hooker, Tramp, Slut
That hobot was a freak last night.
by The-Chris April 08, 2009
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Hobot

A woman, usually a prostitute, who has sex with multiple partners in short spans of time. A woman who functions as a sexual machine.
Guy #1: Dude, your bachelor party was a total success.
Guy #2: Thanks to that hobot Guy #3 hired, I think EVERYBODY had a good time.
by Gora Chora September 10, 2007
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Hobotic

engaging in acts of hoboism
Instead of taking a shower, I got hobotic and shaved my legs in the sink at 7-Eleven
"Making a spatula out of a red bull can, a fork out of a paper cup, and heating the grill with sticks and weeds at the park is fucking hobotic!"
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by VonPrime Family Houligans August 05, 2011
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Hobotize

The hiring of the homeless to save on paying wages.
Dude 1: Dude, lets promote our biz by hiring people to walk around with signs.

Dude 2: Yea! but screw paying minimum wage, lets hobotize, and pay them $20 a day.
by Contortionist September 25, 2008
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