opportunitities
opportunitities by chifish August 24, 2017
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I went to the club last night and had an opportunkitty to smash this Ho, but she was so sloppy I decided to bounce and go home with a carne asada burrito instead.
opportunkitty by GlazeHer July 23, 2016
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opportutitty
betty to darla: bend down and pick up your napkin in front of roy w/
your jugs in view. this is your opportutitty!
rhonda to minerva: help me ducktape my tits, this is my opportutitty
to impress kirk. maybe he'll ask me to PROM!
your jugs in view. this is your opportutitty!
rhonda to minerva: help me ducktape my tits, this is my opportutitty
to impress kirk. maybe he'll ask me to PROM!
opportutitty by heather acq April 14, 2008
opportunititties
Dude one: hey you tryna go to the strip club or sum thing
Dude two: hell yea man you know I don’t say no to any opportunititties
Dude two: hell yea man you know I don’t say no to any opportunititties
opportunititties by Girl genius aye February 24, 2018
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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