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Cum Target 

For some strange reason, women began getting these really foolish tatoos on their lower back that usually are ugly and meaningless. Often these tatoos are seen on women over 35 that think it's "COOL". Usually any younger girls in the immediate area can be seen giggling at the washed up bimbo with the silly tatoo and bad dye job.

However these tatoos perform two separate but very important funcions:

1.- They provide a lot of work for tatoo artists.

2.- They provide a landing zone for the ever important cum-shot after good a doggy style pounding , hence the "Cum Target".
Karen- "Look, I got a new Tatoo above my ass!"

Jim- "What the hell did you do that for?"

Karen- "Well I dunno, I already forgot what the fucking thing looks like"

Jim- (unzipping pants) "Since you wasted all your money I might as well glaze your new cum target with my manlyhood.

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Cum Target 

The ever popular tatoo so many women get above their ass crack.

Also can be abbreviated as (CT).
1) Check out that chick's cum target.
2) I'm gonna snap off a fat load on Kelly's CT tonight.
Cum Target by bubblz January 3, 2005

cum targets 

A womans large breasts - breasts that you would love to shoot your load on after sexual activity
That Tania is so hot - she looks like she's got some great cum targets under that T-shirt!
cum targets by Breast-a-choo January 24, 2008

cumtarget 

a girl who is loose or appears to be so. A girl who will have sex with anyone.
A female in the military, more specifcally the navy are nothing more than a cumtarget.
cumtarget by swifty mcveay March 11, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026