limpod 

a penis being charaterized by a semi hard state, also a "semi", a semi erection (combination of "limp" and "rod"

yo that chick left me with a limpod

limpod by j money August 24, 2003

limpdickism 

The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.

He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.

limpdickism by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2018

Limpdic 

A yiddish term with no actual meaning (similar to "mamash"). It can be used in contexts such as "subpar" or "lacking".

Can also be abbreviated: LD

Sister: That couple is very limpdic.
Observer: How come?
Sister: They write on each other's walls.

Girlfriend: My sister is very limpdic.
Biyfriend: How come?
Girlfriend: She has red hair.

Limpdic by SixthSchlussel October 19, 2010

Rush Limpdick 

Alternative derogatory name for Rush Limbaugh

When Rush Limpdick isn't spewing his radical right-wing bullshit from his EIB microphone, he seems to be into popping pills. He had an oxycontin addiction and once he was caught by airport security with some viagra without the proper prescription.

Rush Limpdick by Michael_Hunt August 2, 2009

limpdick system 

Sexual off switch

I was so drunk anything was fair game if not for the limpdick system I would of chewed my arm off when I sobered up

limpdick system by Tonythetiler November 19, 2017

limpdicking 

The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.

Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?

Yah im fucking awesome.

limpdicking by Trevor Smutts June 17, 2013

liePod 

When your earbuds aren't attached to anything, but you take them out of your pocket and put them on so you don't have to talk to anyone.

Me: Hey Becca- oh sorry, did you hear me?

Becca: Oh, yeah- they're not plugged in, it's just my liePod!

liePod by JG8675309 January 23, 2009