A surprise attack using a flacid penis to startle an unsuspecting victim. This is usually done by slapping a distracted person across the face or
head with your penis while yelling the phrase "
El Kabong" to proclaim your successful prank over the El Kabonged individual, and alert any witnesses to the humorous use of your private parts.
This can be done by a women using her breasts but is much harder to pull off if the victim is awake.
Good
Luck and
Happy El Kabonging!
"Jeremy came home from
work early to find his
girlfriend napping on the couch with the
TV on. He pulled out his penis sneaking up behind her and slapped her across the face with his penis waking her up, while yelling El Kabong! This turned her on, and naturally progressed into her giving him a blow job."