Skip to main content

optimus primal 

The commander of the deep space exploratory ship the Axalon, this Maximal took the name of his childhood hero in hopes it would make him helluva tough. It kinda did...but being a gorilla worked better. He fought man times with the beastial t-rex megatron, and it sorta resembled a scene from the remake of king kong. He went of into space and was blown up by jamming himself into a toaster like object based on the moon and created by the alien race 'The Vok' that was casting a death beam onto earth in order to explodify the energon deposits placed there by said beasties. He came back because if he didnt the series wouldn't have gone anywhere and he was granted a hoverboard. A monkey with a hoverboard, how quaint. Anyway, he clashed again with megatron and his beasties, going through a decepticon agent, his ship, and the axalon in order to preserve peace. Finally, Megatron found Optimus Prime sitting on his pimp throne in a volcano and blew his head to itty bitty pieces. This didn't stop Primal; he acted brashly just like Mr. T and took Prime's spark into his body, and he began to mutate as if he were Mr. T and he ate his greens and drank his milk every day. This made him Optimal Optimus, and he was truly helluva tough. He was a monkeytankplanebot, and acted like Prime for an episode. Ultimately, he starred in a spin off of beast wars called beast machines and halfway through the show the rating went into the toiled and mainframe made him perform some brokebackesqueness with megatron, falling into the heart of cybertron while emracing his foe, claiming that he wished he knew a way to quit him. They both died...I think.
Well, that's just Prime! -catchphrase of Optimus Primal

Transform and roll out! -while possed by Prime
optimus primal by zeromus prime February 23, 2007

Optimus Primate

Big muscular low IQ meat head alpha male thug from the hood
Friend A: "I stopped watching the NFL because I'm not really into the Transformers franchise."
Friend B: "Transformers franchise? What does that have to do with the NFL?"
Friend A: "Oh, you know. The NFL is just one Optimus Primate after the next, and I'm not into watching thugs play sportsball anymore. I'm over it. And anyways, rooting on other men in tights? Nothing could be cuckier and gayer."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026