Jizzturtle
"Hey rodreiguez, GET UR OWN FUCKING JIZZTURTLE, and stop having rodreigasms, DAAAAAMN!"-Said Horny Jamal
Jizzturtle by N ate Efron December 12, 2008
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Jizz Turtle
1. Jizz that comes out shaped like a turtle.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.
2. Someone who has problems ejaculating.
3. A turtle covered in jizz.
Jizz Turtle by Jesus Was A Robot August 15, 2008
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Jizzturbed
When you are blissfully masturbating, totally in the moment, and some bastard barges in on you without knocking.
I was watching midget porn, about to bust a nut, when suddenly my roommate jizzturbed me by coming in unannounced.
Jizzturbed by ali twatastic June 1, 2013
jizzturkey
When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.
Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.
Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.
Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.
jizzturkey by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015
Jewish Jizz Turtle
A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;
a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle
Jewish Jizz Turtle by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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