bumbaby

Noun: A derogatory term used to describe someone who is so retarded that they were likely conceived as an atrociously tragic accident through penetrative bumsex.

Bill: Did you see Ali on Friday night acting like a complete donkey?
Ted: Yes! She's such a fucking bumbaby.
Bill: Dude. Sweet call.

bumbaby by psuedonymtastic adventures July 27, 2011

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bum baby daddy/cheating husband

: doesn't work much, puts women and other things before his child, couldn't support his wife during the marriage, parents had to pay down payment on car while she was pregnant so she could get to the Dr., never loved her, used her for ass, continues to blame his failure of a life on everyone else, still doesn't support the cheated on wife who takes care of his son, always expected her parents to pay the bills he didn't feel like paying, and wrecked not only his marriage but another.

My husband is a bum and also the father of my son, he cheats and spends money on everything and everyone besides him. He is now my ex. Sleeps with everyone and fails to do anything asked. He is a bum baby daddy/cheating husband.

bum baby daddy/cheating husband by abold1995 July 7, 2017