squetti 

A monstorous creature that lives in the back woods of residential areas. Usually a cross between a sasquatch and a yeti. Typically very hairy, smelly, and very tall.

What is outside the window Edith? "I think it is a fucking squetti!"

squetti by Octavios December 29, 2006

Squettling 

The act of drinking excessive amounts of alcohol from a square tea pot or kettle.

'Hey Rick, I really can't remember anything from last night'.

'Well thats what squettling does to you Olaf'.

Squettling by Penders November 5, 2009

squatting

You don't own the place , you don't rent the place , you just crashed some abandoned spot and made it home.

No one else was living there, so people started squatting.

squatting by naughty.icon October 1, 2009

The Squatting Gideon 

The act of trying to squat too much weight, falling on your face, and shitting your pants at the same time.

James pulled the squatting gideon this morning, and they're still attempting to clean the platform.

The Squatting Gideon by stlcards2life April 13, 2012

squatting

Occupying abandoned buildings without authorization. As much as 1/10 of the world is housed in urban squatting developments.

person #1: did you see that squatted building?
person #2: yeah! they don't have to pay taxes!

squatting by i lick turtles June 12, 2003

Briggsy Tramp-Squatting 

The disgusting practise of spreading peanut butter in one's own arse crack and then squatting naked over a prostrate homeless person. The tramp has not eaten for days and grabs what he sees as his best chance of a meal with both hands. The peanut butter is devoured by the hungry down-and-out as the squatter grins like a cretin, cheered on by his arty friends. The act was named after its originator Briggsy, the famous gay dwarf artist.

So how did you end up in hospital?

I was Briggsy tramp-squatting and sustained a rather nasty tramp bite. That's why I'm lying on my stomach. My gay arty arse is in agony.

Briggsy Tramp-Squatting by Gordy Frigmahole May 16, 2009

Squatting Lorax 

When a woman squats over a man's large nose and squats up and down, allowing penetration of his nose into her anal orafuss. This is a timely process, mainly because it must take place in a maternity ward while feeding the fish.

Hey Cameliennnnnnlalalalala, wanna do a squatting lorax over at the maternity ward in Hooker Hole, Louisiana?

Squatting Lorax by mrussle April 19, 2012