schlip

The omnomatopoeiac sound for quickly leaving an area undetected.

Bob: Where's George?
George: *Schlip*
Bob: Darn he must have schlipped away.

by Wincrest December 12, 2006

Schlips

(N) A sexy bitch. Derived from the region of a woman's pussy flaps or vagina lips called the labia.

The word Schlips is most commonly used upon coming across sexy ass bitches and potential fuck buddys whilst out on the prowl with the bros getting your gurn on...

by The creator..... March 8, 2019

schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009

Schlipping

When you slip on the toilet seat and shit gets everywhere.

Tanner needs to stop schlipping.

by Refuckingdacted November 5, 2016