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Jewmanitarian 

A highly regarded member of the jewish faith who is revered for his aljewistic efforts and his remarkable ability to mench-press more than most.
Ari: Did you hear about this man, Saul Moskowitz?

David: I did hear of this man, Saul, you speak of. Isn't he the one who single-handedly mench-pressed 7 Rabbis ?

Ari: Yes, this is the same man we have been talking about.

David: Quite the Jewmanitarian this Saul Moskowitz we have been speaking of, is!
Jewmanitarian by Gorilla Adam March 1, 2010
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A Jewish version of the classic board game "Jumanji" in which players must survive the Holocaust as players in Jumanji had to survive the forest.
"Hey Colin, get over here so we can play some Jewmanji!"
jewmanji by Kyle & Bella October 17, 2005

jewmania 

The feeling jews get when more then 10 gather in a place.
Wow i never seen so many jews before.

wow i know this is jewmania!
jewmania by kburris April 23, 2014
When a Jewish friend begins to start acting bitchy and erratically. Similar to bridezilla but with a Jew.
Blythe: Why is Ilana being such a jewmanji?

Jeanette: I don't know, but that jewmanji is starting to piss me off.
jewmanji by BlackLuster May 24, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026