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blactose intolerant 

The inability for a caucasian to digest foods that are commonly eaten in urban, african american areas.

Such as when a white person eats chitterlings and hot sauce or collard greens for the first time. The symptoms are bloatedness and diahrea. This usually subsides after a steady digestion of black foods over a period of time.
Biff was invited over to his friend Kareem's house for Thanksgiving where he ate a consistant diet of chitlings, neck bones, collard greens, and sweet potatoe pie.

Because he was not used to eating urban foods other than McDonald's and Burger King, his stomach became Blactose Intolerant and he stayed on the can for 72 hours straight.
blactose intolerant by DzNutz2002 December 9, 2008
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blactose intolerant 

1. an African-American's inability to enjoy dairy products
2. an aversion to "white" people
...of all my eight chillens, dey's all took to the tittie but Maurice cuz he be blactose intolerant...
blactose intolerant by bgjobro August 13, 2003

blacktose intolerant 

Some who, while not outwardly racist, may have negative views towards African Americans. A reserved racist if you will.
"Its not that mom wants to lynch Barack or anything, she just wont vote for him even though he is the best guy. she was raised during the jim crow times and is still a little blacktose intolerant. but shes not a racist."
blacktose intolerant by ninjarlou January 26, 2008

Blacktose intolerant 

A subtle way of saying you are either a racist or afraid of black people
Dude1: how about we hit Cameron up on our way? He said he's free in the afternoon
Dude2: nah sorry man I'm blacktose intolerant
Blacktose intolerant by Scheix August 23, 2019

blacktose intolerant 

A really dark skinned person who can't eat dairy products
Man.. Kayla's so blacktose intolerant, she can't even eat cheesecake.

When I turned off the light, i couldnt see any thing except her teeth, she's so blacktose intolerant.
blacktose intolerant by One Rho March 23, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026