dicksmurf 

'Dicksmurf' is an offensive, and accusing word used in verbal fights and insults. The word 'dicksmurf' implies that the insultee has a tiny, blue penis.

You are a dicksmurf.

dicksmurf by fermal February 2, 2007

Dicksurfing 

Comparable to "couchsurfing". It's when you temporarily relocate to someone's else's bed to save money while traveling.

"Samantha rented out her house for a couple weeks while in Europe. Instead of renting a hotel, she went dicksurfing to save money"

Dicksurfing by Shorty Crunk February 4, 2017

dicksurance 

To bring male enhancement drugs ie. Viagra along on a trip or party to ensure that you will be able to perform sex regardless of your overall condition. These pills are not typically used by the person, but brought as dicksurance in anticipation of the savage debauchery of the event that may render his otherwise functioning penis useless.

Shawn: "Dude, we leave for Vegas in like a week!"
Alex: "I know, it's gonna be wild! I still gotta pick up some dicksurance from my doctor."

Jake: "Dude, that girl you left the party last night was smokin! Did you slay it?"
Shane: "Man, I was so wrecked that I had to dip into my dicksurance for the first time just so I could hit it proper."

dicksurance by sasmansayswhat May 19, 2014

dicksturbating 

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

dicksturbating by D Flawless April 3, 2019

dicksturb 

When a guy is constantly wanting to have sex and trying to seduce an uninterested person into it.

"Dude, back off. You're totally dicksturbing me right now!"

dicksturb by Mikey Wai June 30, 2009

dicsurfer

Someone who spends alot of time on urbandictionary looking up random words when they are bored.

Dylan: That kid is always on his macbook during study hall.
Me: Yeah, he's a dicsurfer.

dicsurfer by nate81 September 18, 2013

dicksmorphia 

A man's distorted perception of his penis, thinking that it is bigger or smaller than it actually is. Similar to dysmorphia or body dysmorphia disorder but focused on the penis rather than the entire body.

Sally thought her ex-boyfriend had dicksmorphia; he always thought his penis was smaller than it actually was.

dicksmorphia by bonjourshelley December 19, 2013