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sloth ass goon 

a lazy ass nigga, who always has other people do his shit for him.
manny provencio is such a sloth ass goon because he has sinista do everything for him.
sloth ass goon by Barry Lamar April 3, 2008

Sloth-ass nigga 

A person who smokes so much weed that they have found themselves in a negative cycle, consisting of smoking weed/oil, eating, masturbating, and watching Japanese anime. Many sloth ass niggas are very pale due to staying inside most of the time. Usually sloth ass niggas are found leeching off their friends and families resources, as they do not work and therefore cannot support themselves. This can put a stress on the domestic life of those close to a Sloth-ass nigga.
Hey yo man have you seen Jared lately? That dude owes me 20 bucks..
Nah man... But I heard he has been straight squatting at his moms for a week.
Man, that dude has become a real Sloth-ass nigga.
Sloth-ass nigga by tymega February 18, 2015
1) An anus characterized by being long and narrow, like a coin slot, as opposed to a rosebud or starfish; description used by gay men to describe buttholes. 2) A bottom with a slot-shaped hole.
1) Joe has a theory that most bottoms are a slot ass and not a rosebud because a slot ass opens up better. 2) My little slot ass is coming over tonight.
slot ass by culero69 August 22, 2007

ass slosh 

The slushy substance that oozes from all orifices of men hailing from Pittsburg.
Josh is lost in ass slosh.
ass slosh by JoshEatsAss August 20, 2016

Key-Slot Asshole

After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.
Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!
Key-Slot Asshole by ChaffedAnus September 22, 2019