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hellatosis 

(hella'toe`sis) v. Breath so bad it must be from Hell. Beyond Halitosis.
Example 1
Jay: Hey Dave, did you smell Rick's breath yesterday? It was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a '65 Mustang... From the PRESENT day.
Dave: Dang! That sounds like he must've had some BAD Hellatosis.
Jay: Sounds? You mean smells.
Dave: What? You mean that's not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
Jay: If somewhere is in Rick's mouth... then yeah.

Example 2
Robert loves smoking cloves and doesn't care if it smells like a smoldering piss soaked carpet being blown out a butt-hole to other people. He's completely unaware of his hellatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.
hellatosis by auditus maximus December 9, 2008
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helmetosis 

1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.

2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.
Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis
helmetosis by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006
Related Words

hellitosis 

Combination of "halitosis" and "hell," describing a person's atrocious breath. Only reserved for a truly face-melting and life-disaffirming odor.
Listen, man, don't get to close to Larry. He will KILL you.

What do you mean?

Hellitosis, man. Something died up in his teeth.
hellitosis by Ae5Ea8 March 13, 2015

helmetosis 

a Disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere
I have helmetosis, that's why i'm wearing a helmet right now.
helmetosis by DJ D3N!S August 6, 2007

hallatocis 

Stank ass breath. The most nasty gut wrenching want to puke your guts out kinda breath. The type where it smells like a rat has died inside your mouth.
Boy talking to girl: Hey whats up?
Girl: Nothing much
Boy: Damn! Wtf is that smell???
Boys friend standing behing him: Ewww That chick got that hallatocis!!
hallatocis by MizzEry August 29, 2011