acid shits
acid shits by nexuz37 July 26, 2006
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Acid Shits
(Noun): The fiery shits you take, mostly comprised of liquids, after a night of eating wings or other spicy foods. May also fit in alongside with "Beer Shits". Acids Shits are long and grueling and come one after the other at unexpected times. Some consequences of Acid Shits may be bleeding of the anus and general depression.
Guy1- After Hooters last night I had some gnarly Acid Shits.
Guy2-Weak dude.
Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.
Guy2-Weak dude.
Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.
Acid Shits by Jeff Gurk November 24, 2006
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acid shits • acidhits • amidshits • acid • acid bath • acid reflux • acid rock • acid face • acid rap • acid test
amidshits
To define when you can’t do something right now as you are currently on the throne attempting to passively drop a Lincoln Log (yeah good luck doing anything with one of those behemoths that doesn’t involve a trip to the ER shortly after)
Yo Egg, Fury Road is showing again at the cinema, fancy a gander?
Nah mate, I’m currently amidshits with a Lincoln Log the likes of which even God has never seen. I’ll catch you on the other side Muad’dib, if I make it out alive.
Sorry to hear that Egg, I’ll send the boys round later with the mining equipment to get it shifted for you.
Cheers Paul it’s just a small specimen, 125 metres or so, there have been sightings of ones up to 450 metres in the deep bowls but that’s far from where we are
These Dune references are a bit obscure, reckon UD will get them?
Not a fucking hope, more chance of persuading Rachel from Friends to see how many clothes pegs she can attach to those monkeys thumbs of hers
Yarp!
Nah mate, I’m currently amidshits with a Lincoln Log the likes of which even God has never seen. I’ll catch you on the other side Muad’dib, if I make it out alive.
Sorry to hear that Egg, I’ll send the boys round later with the mining equipment to get it shifted for you.
Cheers Paul it’s just a small specimen, 125 metres or so, there have been sightings of ones up to 450 metres in the deep bowls but that’s far from where we are
These Dune references are a bit obscure, reckon UD will get them?
Not a fucking hope, more chance of persuading Rachel from Friends to see how many clothes pegs she can attach to those monkeys thumbs of hers
Yarp!
amidshits by Dogburster June 28, 2021
acidhits
the cutest person u will ever meet and is really sweet. they dont think that they are cute but everybody else does and they are really nice to all of their friends and would do anything to help them. if you make friends with somebody named acidhits then you better hold onto them because you're really lucky to have them as a friend. the chances of finding one of these is the exact same chances of me trying to find my dad which is lower than my self esteem. i dont understand how they are so nice and they are legit one of the best people in this entire world. they are big cutie
acidhits: "ily guys so much"
iAvians: "stop being nice noooowwww"
Winfrmm: "^"
acidhits: "im not"
Winfrmm & iAvians: "NIGGA WHAT SKJFSLKJ:FLKJSFLKJSF"
entire rant breaks out because she said she isnt nice
iAvians: "stop being nice noooowwww"
Winfrmm: "^"
acidhits: "im not"
Winfrmm & iAvians: "NIGGA WHAT SKJFSLKJ:FLKJSFLKJSF"
entire rant breaks out because she said she isnt nice
acidhits by Niggastick Giraffe man June 3, 2019
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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