slop dick

The slimy, slug like state of your taliwacker after engaging in dirty raw sex over a long period of time. It is caused by vaginal secretion and leaves a thick film on your cock that smells similar to the atlantic ocean at low tide.

The morning after Kimbo Slice gave Elizabeth a good raw vagina pounding for several passionate hours, Elizabeth turned to him, saw his slimy hog stuck to the side of his leg and said "Damn Kimbo, your slop dick smelled so bad that I couldnt even sleep all night".

slop dick by Scottmikie9 November 24, 2006

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Slop Dick

When a man fucks someone (male or female) anally and his dick has shit remnants on it. This may resemble pig food AKA slop.
This could result in "Pig Dicking"- the act of sucking a slop dick.

Man, Bailey doesn't know how to clean up. I was fucking her in the ass last night and she gave me Slop Dick

Slop Dick by StrickyDicky March 31, 2015

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When you feel like a gangsta so you put on blackface and dunk your balls in her grandma and drill a hole in her coochie because you are a smooth criminal and get that slop gawk from her dad

John: “Jessica was talking shit so I Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000‘d her ass”

James: “holy shit dude ur a smooth criminal”

Lebron James dunky wunky dick driller thriller gawk gawk slop 3000 by MosquitoBiteInUrEye May 11, 2023

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slopdick

The curve of a penis that gives it a C shape. Usually found in overweight or in men who live in their parents basement till they're 50.

"He's such a loser, you know hes gotta have a slopdick."

slopdick by Nikko11 November 7, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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