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bitchocrite

a girl that is the biggest bitch on the face of the entire universe, yet she still calls other people bitches. she snarls at people when she sees them, and people talk about her behind her back. the bitchocrite also feels like she owns everyone in the world, and her "friends" are her subjects, like she is the queen of the world.
that girl is such a bitchocrite, she just treats everyone like her doormat.
bitchocrite by coolkid812 May 4, 2006
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bitchocrite

A bitch that bitches about other bitches bitching.
She always bithces about everyone elses bitching, but she's the biggest bitch of them all...what a bitchocrite!
bitchocrite by SarahJean November 22, 2006
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Bitchocrite

These girls are bitches and hypocrites. Everybody knows who they are. They are super Christian, sometimes a pastor’s daughter, and tell every girl that they should be modest and pure. They almost always get pregnant before graduating or right after. They always advertise the Bible and tell queer, POC, and/or ND people to kill themselves. Popular. Preppy. Bitch
Ex:
Person 1: “Have you seen Lydia? She got pregnant!”
Person 2: “Ugh! What a bitchocrite! She always advertised Christianity to us, but now she is pregnant herself!”

bitchacrite 

A girl who says on thing and does the total opposite.
Person 1 : "That girl says its better to be yourself, then she acts like a blonde around everyone when she isnt!"

Person 2: "What a total bitchacrite!"
bitchacrite by sneakysound August 29, 2009

bitchocrat 

A female politicion who is running for president.
Hillary Clinton is a member of the bitchocrat party.
bitchocrat by missile man February 14, 2008

Mitchocrite 

A person who is trying to master the art of being a hypocrite and hopes to reach the same level as Mitch McConnell
Ted Cruz voted against the recent COVID Stimulus Bill showing that he is getting close to being a mitchocrite.
Mitchocrite by Nipple master March 19, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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