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craptography 

1) The ability to write words and/or sentences by using someone's crap. Usually craptographer develop their own encrypted "crap code" (e.g. writing with bad-smelling excrements implies a sense of disgust towards those sentences).

2) Used when someone's writing skills are very poor.
1) My sister developed her craptography skill in her college's bathrooms.

2) I can't tell the difference between a "a" and a "o"! This was written a *beep*ing craptographer!
craptography by cacaro July 1, 2008

cryptograph 

One-of-a-kind blockchain-based digital collectable made by an icon or artists that supports a charitable cause forever.
Vitalik Buterin's Cryptograph is going on auction tomorrow!
cryptograph by drued July 6, 2020

cryptography 

converting information from its comprehenisble form to a nonsensical form that can only be cracked with special knowledge or a lot of free time. used in the military by ciphers that encrypt messages/information to be kept from prying eyes
The cryptography class that i am taking is fucking hard man...
cryptography by evanpopp February 23, 2006

Quantum Cryptography

A common euphemism for gay anal sex between a student and a professor, especially when the student is the submissive (receiving) partner and the professor is the dominant (penetrating) partner. This phrase is thought to have originated at Caltech, though it has also become common at Stanford and MIT.
Gautam: Has anyone seen Andrea lately?
Navid: I think he's in his advisor's office... probably studying quantum cryptography <knowing look>
Jialin: Wow! They've been in there three hours!

Crapography 

Another word for the "crappy" subject, Geography.
"Ahh man, I gotta do some crapography homework.."
Crapography by Dropstars April 18, 2009

Chrono-Cartography 

A person in which studies the change of cultural maps over human history.
I think I might search for a college that teaches chrono-cartography.