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Cuntography

The art of capturing the beauty of a cunt on film or still image.
I like looking at cunts, so i will study cuntography, and become a cuntographer.
Cuntography by DonoIpseCultor August 3, 2007

Cornography 

A nickname for corn based "pornography," usually for those with a corn fetish.
Usually contains heavy amounts of corn, however it isn't anything like standard porn, as it only includes high quality images / videos that have to do entirely with corn. Also can include corn being slowly cooked, or with corn being topped with melting butter. Usually doesn't include humans at all.
Man, that cornography gave me a good fap, although I wish there was more corn.

Why am I writing about cornography, even though I have never had interest in it?
Cornography by Poochyena_ October 11, 2017
Word of the Day on May 21, 2023

cornography 

The art of filming corn in sexual positions
Wow, thats some great cornography! look as that husk!
cornography by Robbgt January 10, 2009

Crapography 

Another word for the "crappy" subject, Geography.
"Ahh man, I gotta do some crapography homework.."
Crapography by Dropstars April 18, 2009

Cornography 

Cor-nog-ra-phy
-noun
The obscene experience one may have while eating a freshly grilled corn on the cob. One may be unable to actually speak words, but, instead, mumble noises to accentuate the extreme pleasure of eating corn on the cob.
Dude 1: MMMM. OOOOHH. This is so good. MMMM. OOOH. MMMMM. It's so juicy. I want more.

Dude 2: Is that cornography I hear?

Dude 1: MMMM. OOOHHH. MMMM.
Cornography by Cornographer October 4, 2007

Cornography 

Pictures of Corn, without the husk.
Mmm, that Cornography makes me hungry.

Yeah those Cornstars are bad people.

OR

It is unbelievable that we allow these Cornographic Images in our schools!

Cornography by A Bathin Ape August 15, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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