Chert 

1. A proclamation of a lovely and individualistic event.
2. Utterance displaying moment of joy and exultation at the quality of a moment in life.
example

"Dude, the mantle crux on that 5.10c crack was so chert!"

Chert by Kigs December 7, 2006

chert 

Slang word meaning "Whatever" or "Yea right"

Ugly Whore: "Man im so sexy"

Guy that heard it: "Chert!"

chert by Joseph Filla October 7, 2004

Chert 

An incredibly greasy pussy.

Stan: "Dude, Tara is such a babe."
Fred: "Nah dude, she's got the biggest chert. Don't go for her."

Chert by Alex Hudock February 13, 2009

chert 

Another word for chode or durf.

Dude, your chert smells like big foot's dick!

chert by MVtaintlick1975 November 14, 2006

chert 

slang for 'ok' or 'nice'.

used to reply to a person after they propose a statement, fact or question

guy 1: "whats the go for tommorow?"
guy 2: "reckon we go fishing or something of the sort"
guy 1: "Chert, seeya then"

chert by Dead step sister June 8, 2022

Chert Bird 

A bird that little is known about. It is know that the chert bird's feathers are every color ever, the chert bird can fly 1000x faster than the speed of light, and the chert birds call sounds like, "cheeeeeeaaaaarrrrrt." Scholars believe that the chert bird once took a young man named Michael back in time to discover marijuana. After this journey, it has been said that Michael was the one man the chert bird entrusted its knowledge to. There are variations of the chert bird, such as the Alpha Chert, the Anti-Chert, and Herbert, even less is known about these chert bird.

It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.

Chert bird (swooping down):"Cheeeeeeeeaarrrt"
Man: "Wait, what was that?"

Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."

Chert Bird: "Chert."

Chert Bird by Drib H. Trec August 21, 2008

inoppolity certificate 

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

inoppolity certificate by T.W.B March 20, 2021