farkwit 

One who looks to fark.com for insightful debate and discussion -- and genuinely expects to find it.

etymology: first appeared in late 2002 on the disorganisedcrime forums after it was 'wordfarked/word'

"Johnny keeps posting about Bush '04 -- what a farkwit!"

farkwit by neotek August 8, 2003

farkwin's law 

Related to godwin's law, this law states that as the length of a discussion thread on FARK increases, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one. Coined by Jack31081

"as a discussion on Fark.com grows longer, the probability of seeing a squirrel with huge nuts approaches one.

image of said squirrel

/mission accomplished"

farkwin's law by anonymous December 13, 2004

Farkitude 

Things that make you go 'WTF.' A situation or epoch that is egregiously absurd. An offense against commonly accepted norms; a violation of decency and taste (and not in the fun 'John Waters' sort of way).

Islamic fanatics march in the streets demanding death, by execution, of a British teacher whose students voted to name a teddy bear Mohammad. See also, six years of highly protested war that no one does anything about.

"Six years of farkitude can grind a population down."

Farkitude by Ashley 'Danger' Meeks December 29, 2007

farkwrit 

the fresh solicitor who thinks he is the bees knees, yet constantly makes grammatical errors. He is often called a Ryan - because it's an annoying name.

That dude is such a farkwrit he reminds me of such a Ryan

farkwrit by ahshj September 27, 2021

farkwrit 

the smart-ass lawyer who thinks he is top shit. Wears the same clothes daily and only has one weekend shirt. Also, a tight-arse who doesn't drink.

Damn that dude is such a farkwrit. He didn't even transfer me $1.30 for some bananas.

farkwrit by ahshj October 5, 2021