uptime

The time during which a machine is operating or an employee is working.

16:05:24 up 74 days, 21:05, 1 user, load average: 0.03, 0.03, 0.02

by fwaggle January 15, 2003

uptime

Social status measurement used by hopeless geeks as an alternate indicator of penile length. Completely non-representative of actual work being accomplished by said computer. Most accurate indicator known of time between power outages.

by Bob McFillius April 8, 2003

Uptime

A term used by specific hypixel skyblock players, whenever dungeons are currently being played.

Uptime check?

by MrTootTroot June 12, 2022