Kojoam

Originating from the Persian language (Farsi): Meaning "where the fuck am i?". Normally used in situations where a person has lost their soul or their mind. Or when they have no clue at all where they are or what is happening around them.

At a rave party - Behnam: These pills we had are crazy bro, i dont have a clue where i am or what is happening.
Kazem: Please tell me one thing, KOJOAM!!!!!???

Kojoam by nikibin November 2, 2006

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kojiami

vb. to fail at something so horribly, you were better off not thinking about trying in the first place and it is better not to try again.

adj. a word describing how horrible something is to the highest degree.

1) Dude, you just kojiami'd your exam? Well, see you at McDonalds for the rest of your life.

2) Oh you mean that skank at THAT corner? Naw, shes way kojiami, even I am better then that!

kojiami by Anon Person January 14, 2006

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Kojoam • kojiami • Kotoamatsukami’d • kotoamsukami

kotoamsukami

Genjutsu that is Used by Shisui Uchiha and Danzo Shimura

Danzo uses Kotoamsukami on Mifune

kotoamsukami by Kotoamsukami November 9, 2017

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kojiami

A satire writer on the allakhazam forums, often mistaken for another dumb troll. Has his share of fans and haters. His posts are highly controversial, offensive but always true. for more information, see ffxi.allakhazam.com

Kojiami made another thread about Square enix 3 hours ago, and it already has 350 replies!

kojiami by Spinzzz August 28, 2008

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Kotoamatsukami’d

Being Kotoamatsukami’d (Aka Beef Minister) is when you’re preforming Oral Sex underwater and when you try to come up for air the man forces you back down until you suffocate!

“I will never go on a date with him again! He Kotoamatsukami’d me!”

Kotoamatsukami’d by Discord BFF July 26, 2021

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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