When somebody says or does something really stupid and makes the people around them feel ackward, embarrased or irritated; Or a combination of all.
When a ponzu says something like "i like the way you drive my car, i wish you could drive me like that all day everday"and the other person then replies, "ay como me aguitas."
A phoney gap-toothed Turkish superhero who wears a close-fitting smelly suit of armor and a dirty cloak.
(probably born in the northern region of anatolia, Sinop)
Unlike the common perception, an aquitas does not refer to a fictional character with mental or any other extraordinary powers. "Hypersonic pussy salt senses" is the mere example of their superpower. An aquitas (aqüi'thas) has a very distinctive gross smell that can keep their enemies away during combat. A very common Aquitas behavior is smiling continously which can be very annoying to their enemies, this effect is also known as "split teeth giggle".
- Oh boy, thats Beytem coming over here. Why doesn't he just leave us here alone?
+ Don't worry, Aquitas atcho' service! Hihhihihihihihi
- Isn't that bike mine? I think Uncle Abdullah is calling me home, byes.