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janktification 

Adjective used to describe a situation that is seriously ghetto.
If you see someone put an antenna on his or her car that is made of tin foil that could be described as janky. The fact that the idiot did it at all is janktification.
janktification by Maximillian February 20, 2004

Jankification 

When one is so high on crystal meth they get urge to steal something
Tina was so high her jankification got the best of her and she was arrested
Jankification by Hautemess January 5, 2011

Jeffification

To add copious amounts of cheese to a food product in order to change the overall taste of something.
Man, this chicken sandwich is good, but kind of bland. It needs serious Jeffification. Pass me the cheddar!
Jeffification by 31bSoldier September 14, 2020

Jestification 

"i just jestificated you!"
"that is some bad-ass jestification right there!"
Jestification by shelley69 January 25, 2010

Jockification 

A rare mental condition consisting of a geek/nerd/you turning into a jock/preppie who may or may not be a douchebag. Incubation is 2 months while the process takes a minimum of 1 year and is usually related to puberty.
Girl:OMG Daniel was a nerd back in Middle school, now he's swole and a douchebag , what happened?
Me: A classic case of Jockification
Jockification by Guevara666 July 28, 2020

Jessification 

A bullshit way of excusing someones disrespectful behavior.
She always has some kind of lameass Jessification ready to defend her being a slut....