dead duck

a person who never responds who appears to be sunk,gloomy

oh are you a dead duck please respond to my queries

by vpad October 13, 2006

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

by Doukie February 18, 2009

fuck a dead duck

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.

Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"

by Jumpingrat January 23, 2007

Mostly girls who just lay in bed while having sex as if they are dead, not engaging in any kind of sex. Just getting F*CKED!

Megan is really a Dead Duck, shes no fun.

by Millionaire Man February 27, 2011