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pink crow

a very vicious, bruisy, bloody wound right under the nipple, very painful.
Oh, crap! I tried to ask that chick out, and I totally got a pink crow!!!
by Doukie February 16, 2009
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dead deer

Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.
Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?

Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.
by Doukie February 17, 2009
mugGet the dead deermug.

evil snail

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.
Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.
by Doukie December 18, 2009
mugGet the evil snailmug.

candy cane

A person who is half of European descent, and half of Native American descent. Coming from the fact that they'd be part white, part red man, like a candy cane.
Yo, candy cane!
by Doukie February 23, 2009
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spin the poodle

the act of madly, wildly dancing around the room with somebody. Spin the poodle involves grabbing your partner's hands and dancing in a crazy circle around with them. Most people recieve this unwillingly.
Amy: Jake, don't come near me, I can detect a spin the poodle from miles away
by Doukie February 16, 2009
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Reverse World

The Reverse World (which is always mentioned in a booming, thunderous voice) is a very confusing place indeed. Everything is supposed to be in reverse, but the reverse of something can be very hard to determine. For example, someone who does love being wet in the reverse world would be someone who does not hate not being dry, which is essentially, the same thing. Befuddling, isn't it?

Confusing, right?
Winning is good, but what's good is bad in the reverse world, and what's bad is not wanted, but what's not wanted is wanted in The Reverse World.

REVERSE WORLD!!!
by Doukie October 23, 2009
mugGet the Reverse Worldmug.

Doberwoman

A bitch is an unpleasant girl, but a doberwoman is ten times worse! Just like a real doberman is worse than a real bitch when she's about to have puppies. Be careful, or you might get your head bitten off.
Jane: You're not just a bitch, Katie, you're a doberwoman!
by Doukie February 17, 2009
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