Definitions by Doukie

evil snail 

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

evil snail by Doukie December 18, 2009

Reverse World 

The Reverse World (which is always mentioned in a booming, thunderous voice) is a very confusing place indeed. Everything is supposed to be in reverse, but the reverse of something can be very hard to determine. For example, someone who does love being wet in the reverse world would be someone who does not hate not being dry, which is essentially, the same thing. Befuddling, isn't it?

Confusing, right?

Winning is good, but what's good is bad in the reverse world, and what's bad is not wanted, but what's not wanted is wanted in The Reverse World.

REVERSE WORLD!!!

Reverse World by Doukie October 23, 2009

candy cane

A person who is half of European descent, and half of Native American descent. Coming from the fact that they'd be part white, part red man, like a candy cane.

Yo, candy cane!

candy cane by Doukie February 23, 2009

dead duck 

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

dead duck by Doukie February 17, 2009

Doberwoman 

A bitch is an unpleasant girl, but a doberwoman is ten times worse! Just like a real doberman is worse than a real bitch when she's about to have puppies. Be careful, or you might get your head bitten off.

Jane: You're not just a bitch, Katie, you're a doberwoman!

Doberwoman by Doukie February 17, 2009

dead deer

Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.

Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?

Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.

dead deer by Doukie February 17, 2009

crobat 

a batlike pokemon, the evolved form of golbat, the bat pokemon. Crobat is purple, and has four wings. It sometimes appears to have no feet, but it's sometimes seen with feet.

In Pokemon slang, crobat is similar to "crow". It's to describe someone black.

"Crobat is an awesome pokemon! Go crobat!"

crobat by Doukie February 17, 2009