Doukie's definitions

dead deer

Used to describe a stag (man about to be married at a party), who gets caught in a situation in which he's truly busted.

Jack: So, Nancy saw Joe and Dana at the stag party, huh?

Dan: Yeah, Joe's so a dead deer.

by Doukie February 17, 2009

Doberwoman

A bitch is an unpleasant girl, but a doberwoman is ten times worse! Just like a real doberman is worse than a real bitch when she's about to have puppies. Be careful, or you might get your head bitten off.

Jane: You're not just a bitch, Katie, you're a doberwoman!

by Doukie February 17, 2009

dead duck

To be a dead duck is to be doomed, similar to dead meat.

Don: If I don't bolt it before the police get here, I'll be a dead duck!

by Doukie February 17, 2009

candy cane

A person who is half of European descent, and half of Native American descent. Coming from the fact that they'd be part white, part red man, like a candy cane.

Yo, candy cane!

by Doukie February 23, 2009

spin the poodle

the act of madly, wildly dancing around the room with somebody. Spin the poodle involves grabbing your partner's hands and dancing in a crazy circle around with them. Most people recieve this unwillingly.

Amy: Jake, don't come near me, I can detect a spin the poodle from miles away

by Doukie February 16, 2009

pink crow

a very vicious, bruisy, bloody wound right under the nipple, very painful.

Oh, crap! I tried to ask that chick out, and I totally got a pink crow!!!

by Doukie February 16, 2009

evil snail

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

by Doukie December 18, 2009