crap hat Share definition Flag 1.Crap placed upon ones head. 2. A quicker way to say "Crap in a hat." 3. A hat made of crap 2. Person 1:"I just beated you at teh Halo!" Person 2: "Crap hat" crap hat by Nukemoose November 8, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the crap hat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch