technorexic 

Unable to perform the most basic tasks using a PC or electonics.

"Hey Mark, Can you come help me program the timer on my VCR, I'm a technorexic!"

technorexic by Paula Steeves October 9, 2006

Technorelic 

An electronic device that is now obsolete and seen as old and dated technology.

I'll keep these old 'Cassette Walkmans' for nostalgic reasons, they 're "Technorelics".

Technorelic by F. U. Cee. Kay March 18, 2017

technodelic 

technodelic tek-no-del-ik

adjective
1. of or relating to any virtual experience characterized by a deep sense of Divine Oneness, euphoria, ego-death, apparent visual or audio distortion, quieting of mind chatter, or out of body experience.

noun
1. a virtual psychedelic experience.

I have always been anxious about using psychedelic substances, so I tried a technodelic first.

technodelic by enterandromeda December 9, 2019

Technoexec 

A corporate executive who is driven by technology, gadgets, and internet trends.

Hey did you hear Max our fearless Technoexec just installed a new Sony bluetooth HD TV with RSS feeds to his Twitter tweets and Iphone display. This will change the way we all work foreever

Technoexec by DLPeugh August 18, 2009

techorexic 

a technology version of anorexic
a person that thinks if they do not have the newest tech item(s) they are stupid and outdated

Everytime a new iphone comes out Pablo has to buy it he's so techorexic.

Person 1: What is that smell?
Person2: That's probably me I couldn't pay my water bill so I haven't showered in a few days.
Person 1: What's wrong with you, why didn't you pay your water bill?!
Person 2: I spent my money on the new Ipad 2.
Person 1: You need help, you are techorexic!

techorexic by Boo sparks May 28, 2011

technorotic 

being both techno and erotic at the same time

Did you the Poker Face music video? Lady Gaga is so technorotic!

technorotic by markie poo December 20, 2009