ass rag

A wad of toilet paper used when you have swamp ass to prevent skid marks from ruining your underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities? He should have used an ass rag.

by DanburyCraig October 2, 2006

ass rag

Wad of toilet paper used when one has swamp ass to prevent skid marks, bacon strips or other stains on their underwear.

Did you see the skid marks on Stu's tighty whities. He should have used as ass rag.

by ShadyCSL September 21, 2008

ass rag

a rag used to whipe someones ass instead of paper

jimmy didnt like to use toilet paper to whipe his ass so he used a rag

by VVoody September 11, 2003

ass rag

Slang for toliet paper and commonly used amongst non-commissioned members in western militaries. Thought to be derived from 'snot rag' and also to reflect the very poor quality of toliet paper supplied by militaries.

"That was our last roll of ass rag. Guess I'll have to go down to the store and pick up some more rolls of ass rag."

by Duke_of_York26 April 23, 2006

Ass-Rag

Booty Stank Smelly when Someone Smells Like Rags After You Wipe Ya Ass In The Shower

Damn That Lady Smells Like Mad Bootycheeks and ass-rags

by Aleeseleese November 14, 2019

Ass Rag

Noun used as an insult.

Something that severely obese people tie to the end of a fly-swatter to clean their asses with.

"Joe? You're an ass rag."

by Redheaded_Peach February 23, 2008

Ass Rag

a dedicated cloth, used when hiking for extended periods of time, used for wiping your ass. If used properly, there is very little if any odor, and a 12" x 12" ass rag will last for weeks. It is carried hung outside of the pack. A term originally coined by Ron Hood of THE HOODLUMS fame, a outdoor and survival website .

johns Ass Rag was clipped to his pack. He used it to wipe his ass after taking a crap inthe woods.

by woodsman9999 April 4, 2009