george wallet 

A wallet so imense that it hurts your back whenever you sit down or lay down.

Dude, you gotta get rid of that thing. it's a f*cking george wallet

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Jerry holding up a hamburger while holding George's wallet.

Jerry: But look at this thing. It's-it's huge. You got more cow here than here.

George: I need everything in there.

Jerry looking through George's wallet

Jerry: Irish money?

George: I might go there.

Jerry: Show this card at any participating Orlando-area Exxon station...to get your free 'Save the Tiger' poster.

george wallet by mario0318 September 24, 2006

Exploded like George's wallet 

Finally had enough and "lost it";

Kept it all inside until one day just couldn't take it anymore and blew up

I had kept the hurt and anger penned up for so long, I just couldn't take it any more. I finally "exploded like George's wallet!"

Exploded like George's wallet by washedup January 23, 2011

george costanza's wallet 

Referring to the Seinfeld episode where George's wallet was so overstuffed with junk that it made him sit at a tilt with it in his back pocket; forcing him to even it out by stuffing his other back pocket with napkins. Eventually, the wallet exceeds maximum density and explodes on the street in a shower of cash and receipts.

Hey! Don't over stuff that or it'll go like George Costanza's wallet!

george costanza's wallet by Zagnut103 December 1, 2007