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bumvelop 

The concept of bumveloping, i.e., 'to bumvelop', originated from a discussion of the pentration vs envelopment argument. Bumvelopment is defined as an act of envelopment specifically utilising the anus as a means. Key to the understanding of bumvelopment is that it is in fact an act of dominance in the same sense that penetration has traditionally been seen as dominant.
"I bumveloped the man, like the bitch that he was."
bumvelop by David Hogan September 18, 2008
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bumvelope 

If a parcel has been delivered to you via clenched bumcheeks, it is said to have been delivered in a 'bumvelope'.
My sandwidge arrived in a bumvelope.
bumvelope by David Hogan July 20, 2008
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Bumvelope 

An envelope full of roaches and bud scraps that is given to a bum
Where should I put this out?

Oh no, put it in the Bumvelope!
Bumvelope by Bleezy503 May 18, 2011
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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