Nipple Sandwich 

When a womans Breasts are so large that she can touch her nipples together so that they meet "Face to Face". Then all thats left is for you to put your meat in between and ride em til you get mayonaise!

My girlfriends still trying to clean up after that nipple sandwich last night

Nipple Sandwich by The White Wookie September 14, 2006

napoleon nipple noodle sandwich 

This defines someone who wears a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich on it. The sandwich is near their nipple (right on top). The person who thought of this name was also eating ramen so that is where the noodle is from. And the napoleon?? I really don´t know..

person 1: You are such a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich!
person 2: Why am I a napoleon nipple noodle sandwich?
person 1: You are wearing a snoopy hoodie with a sandwich near your nipple!!

napoleon nipple noodle sandwich by lomindsfp May 11, 2022