chimpfucker Share definition Flag to engage in coitus with an anthropoid ape (Pan sp.) or one who is attrociously ugly. I can't believe she slept with him. She is suck a chimpfucker. chimpfucker by Tumbleweed November 2, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the chimpfucker mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch