Mike Jones On The Rocks

A combination of pina colada mix (Pineapple juice, coconut shreds, rum) and a banana served on the rocks. A virgin version can be made without rum. This amazingly tasty drink was created in the mind of a person named Zack Began in the city of Cancun, Mexico. It was hit off on the last day of his vacation and was enjoyed by the whole entire hotel of Moon Palace for the next week. Zack, David, Alicia, and Brendan are hoping to spread this drink along the west coast so it becomes a permanet on most drink menus.
I got a Mike Jones On The Rocks the other day, and it was practically an orgasm in my mouth!
I love Mike Jones's on the rocks!
by Mike Jones14 December 24, 2008
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mike jones treatment

in reference to lyrics in Badd by ying yang twins and mike jones- Givin' her that mike jones treatment

meaing to fuck the shit outa sum girl
Ayo, i meat this dime last night, i took her to the crib and i gave her the mike jones treatment.
by corey689767 May 21, 2006
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mike jones phone

a Metro PCS phone. Called mike jones phone because of pcs shitty service and dropped calls, and because of mike jones' popular motto...mike who??? it is used.
aye let me use your mike jones phone!!! i need to make a call n shit.
by shaboobalaboopymang July 30, 2008
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Mike Jones!

A one hit wonder, terrible rapper from the 2000's. In certain situations, wanna be gangsters will yell out his name to try and sound cool.
Dylan: Yeah, that sounds pretty awesome.
*2 or 3 seconds of silence*
Luis: Mike Jones!
Everybody: Dude, who still says that???
by HonusP July 27, 2010
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Mike Jones

say mike jones to alert others in the room that a parental is calling them so no cussing or about illegal substances
Mike Jones! dude my dad is calling everyone shut the fuck up!!
by Tsonis,Morris,Huseby January 22, 2009
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Super Mike Indiana Jones

Is a love child between Mike Jones and Indiana Jones only come up with super Mike Indiana Jones
by Pee-wee Jones June 24, 2020
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Mike J-Jones

This is a really tiny loser that is the size of a Ant and somehow deletes his graphics driver in his computer all the time!
Girl: you are such a Mike J-Jones (referring to a persons height)
by AinstuLive September 30, 2023
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