Eyelips 

adjective. Used to describe something that is either good, bad, strange, or boring, depending on context. (sometimes spoek in 1337/l33t)

noun. basic replacement for "ass" (see definitions)

"That is teh eyelips!"

"j00 M0mZ0Rz 15 50 teh 3y3L1pZ!"

"I pwned his eyelips!" (ass)

Eyelips by Knate July 28, 2003

bleeding eyelids 

One of the worst ball-hockey teams in the history of the world.

Yo! That Bleeding Eyelids team just lost to chicks.

bleeding eyelids by DMBHL January 21, 2004

hairy eyelids 

adj. Hairy eyelids refers to a paticular person that has a number of perverted or sexually devient physical qualities.
ie. Sloped neanderthal browline

Skuzzy, unkept beard

Large, rapist style reading glasses

Drives a large piece of shit white cargo van...probably ford.

Hey amanda, don't let your children near that dirt bag hes got some "hairy eyelids."

hairy eyelids by Lovinglife258 November 27, 2009

watching the back of my eyelids

the act of sleeping

i was watching the back of my eyelids last night

watching the back of my eyelids by mmagoo13 February 26, 2011

Checking my eyelids for holes 

A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.

Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!

Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.

Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*

Dude 2: Night dude.

Dude 1: Night.

Checking my eyelids for holes by Crash569 August 13, 2010

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids

Seeing/listening to Hawthorne Heights.

I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.

worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008

:eye: :lips: :eye: 

When something surprising happens, you might respond with :eye: :lips: :eye: emojis. In that order. Usually in a sarcastic sense.

"Hello how are you doing?" - Tim
"I dipped my nuggets in water" - Tom
"Why the fuck would you do that?" - Tim
"I got you, Tim!" - Tom
":eye: :lips: :eye:" - Tim

:eye: :lips: :eye: by epelpaj October 15, 2020