gert

Big or very

Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.

by ss March 19, 2004

gert

Used to refer to wife. UK Midlands

"Ey up...I saw your gert uptown last neet"

by drbollocks April 26, 2008

gert

(gurt) v. -ing
the act of physically pleasuring a man in any way shape or form.

1. oh, please gert me off

2. The girl was gerting me off.

3. i was gerting a man softly.

by Maximilian Wilde/Shane Kaiser July 22, 2008

gert

A term used for someone being completely retarded whilst thinking he/she is the oposite.

That guy is such a gert.

by WilliamMines June 26, 2007

gert

(n) A cigarette
(v) to smoke

(n) i'm dying for a gert.
(v) i've been gerting my ass off all night.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

gert

a clown that smells like vagina on a stemey hot sunday afternoon

get your gert out of my food now, you faggot

by Ben Benett / Sam fisher February 25, 2005

gert

Gert refers to masculine women of a certain age that have a penchant for utility tools and sensible, practicle accessories. Originally adopted from Gertrude Stein, best-selling feminist and lesbian literature guru.
Gerts will often come and rescue you when you are in danger and have a habit of commandeering situations while wagging their meter ruler.
Can also be used as a verb. To Gert of somewhere.

"The lovely Gert came in her camper van."
"Wear a sensible Gert shirt to your interview"
"Be a pragmatic Gert and take a rex hunt fishing tool"

by Devonian Delia September 05, 2006