spasturbation 

1. Masturbating in such a way that you inadvertantly hurt yourself.
2. Being caught masturbating in a very odd way that looks like you are a spastic.

oow, my eye! that was spasturbation!

Guy: Yeah, it was crazy seeing him spasturbating.

spasturbation by Ramz January 10, 2007

Sasturbation 

Is the process of heating a hand towel with a little water in the microwave and proceeding too fuck it

"The girlfriend wasn't giving up the pussy so I sasturbated instead."
" Man i hate when sasturbation keeps me up all night"

Sasturbation by Mohammed Twain May 14, 2013

spaceturbation 

Masturbation in the weightless conditions of outer space.

Astronauts will engage in spaceturbation to relieve stress on long journeys and as emergency propellant by ejaculating in the opposite direction that they'd like to travel.

spaceturbation by Brother Joe May 29, 2017

saasturbation 

The process of discussing Software-as-a-Service (SaaS) pricing and product strategies ad nauseam and late into the night - for many nights.

The result of our saasturbation exercise was a whiteboard full of ideas and no clear path forward to implement any of them.

saasturbation by cirruspath May 20, 2013

SaaSturbation

The act of building SaaS after SaaS for the dopamine of just building

I need to stop SaaSturbation and actually commit to shipping something and start distribution to reach $10k mrr

SaaSturbation by Duetangelo May 12, 2026