piddlepoo 

a poo that also has a smidgen of urine. a runny poo

mam.......help me wipe my bum...i've just had a piddlepoo

piddlepoo by Darryl Todd August 21, 2006

paddlepop 

Very uptight, anal retentive person. Named for the fact they have a stick up their ass.

Monica complained about me not washing my hands before using her computer.
Don't worry about her, she's a paddlepop.

paddlepop by Cuddles McStig June 22, 2009

paddlefoot 

An old drunk man who sits on the edge of a river and drinks himself into a stupor while kicking his feet in the water like a little kid.

Serena's uncle was such a paddlefoot. You never found him without a bottle in his hand, and he was always within 3 millimetres of some river or other.

paddlefoot by J L M R March 21, 2008

piddlepot 

the toilet, loo, wash closet. whatever you want to call it.

-"I'll catch up with you in a second, just have to dash to the piddlepot to spend a penny"

piddlepot by hokjbajd March 14, 2011

piddlepuff 

A pissy prissy person.

That girl is so easy to piss off, she's so self-centered, that piddlepuff bitch.

piddlepuff by AngelicaBrielle October 22, 2012

piddlepuss 

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating

Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss

piddlepuss by Buguba October 16, 2023

Russian paddlepop 

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

Russian paddlepop by Gnardie November 10, 2018