powderize 

to turn into powder, a very fine powder.

when the medallion fell off the backyard fence, it shattered and powderized right before my very eyes.

powderize by josh and julie August 21, 2006

Posterize Moisturize 

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

ponderize 

The act of monetizing ones position in a church office.

This revelation from God is going to make me rich if I can find a way to ponderize it.

ponderize by bk_urb November 26, 2015

ponderize 

To memorize a concept while deliberately choosing not to contemplate its meaning.

Kate was determined to ponderize her cult's leaders manifesto, fearing further study would destroy her faith.

ponderize by friesounz November 25, 2015

ponderize 

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

ponderize by Joseph 'sMyth November 25, 2015

posterize 

a Basketball term meaning to embarrass some one usually while slamming the ball over them. It refers to the guy whos being dunked on in basketball posters.

"Wow that guy just got posterized!"

posterize by j-la August 22, 2003

powderkeg

this situation is not stable, shit is about to hit the fan.

john: "i just stuffed a stick of dynamite down my pants. watch me breath fire!" *takes a swig of butanol and holds up a lighter*
ben: "this is a powderkeg, im getting the hell out of here."

powderkeg by lazystupidandcorrupt February 8, 2008