permaboing

per-mah-boing
noun

1. A prolonged state of penile arousal. Usually describing an erection lasting more than 60 minutes; boner.

1. "Dude, that chick was hot, I had total permaboing."

2. "This permaboing is ridiculous, I've had this erection for four hours. I might have to seek immediate medical attention."

permaboing by N. Bivens + D. Niles August 11, 2006

permasingle 

"Permanently Single"

I'm permasingle, there's no one out there for me.

permasingle by ekailthomas January 10, 2008

permaboner 

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time

I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried

permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

Permaboner 

an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.

"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away

Permaboner by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011

permasingle 

The state of being single "forever". Applies both to those who simply can't seem to be able to find someone to be with (involuntary permasingles) and to those who are purposefully choosing to be single for any number of reasons, such as career, asexuality, etc. (voluntary permasingles).

There may come a time when it becomes preferable to grab the bull by the horns and choose to be permasingle rather than to allow yourself to get devastated by disappointments after disappointment with all the wrong people.

permasingle by minagica June 4, 2015

Permazing. 

Whitney.
Perfect in every concept.
More amazing than any other thing in the world.

My girlfriend is permazing.

Permazing. by hersforever. April 11, 2008

Permazing 

The one you meet on a cruise, when you look into his eyes during a solar eclipse on the lido deck. When your heart is so happy you feel as though you will wake up from this dream, but you dont want to. You are so excited when you see his name on your phone you start screaming and people wonder if you have a mental problem. You think about him every second of the day and how you are longing to be with him. When other people talk to you, you wish it was him telling you he feels the same way. More commonly and only used between a boy named Todd and a girl named Jennifer.when he flies back to see you again (now thats permazing) sometimes used for when you feel so distant and the only thing that can bring you close is this word. When you like this person as much as all the grains of sand in the universe, and he likes you as much as every proton on earth, and you like him as much as every song on itunes. Thats when you use this word. But this only works between Jennifers and Todds.

Todd: You are so amazing
Jennifer: you are so perfect
Jennifer and todd: togather we are permazing

Permazing by pinkgirlygirlxoxo March 12, 2009