blondageness 

blondageness is a mix between blond(e) people (natural or in the head) and bondage! = it is a group of people who are 'blond(e)' in any way, shape, or form. it is also my group on myspace << because i made it up!

'your so blondageness'
(after someone does something blond(e))

'hey have you joined blondageness'
(about the myspace group)

blondageness by kelly atkin August 10, 2006

Blondeness 

When one is in a state of mind which demonstrates characteristics of a simpleton often shown by dizzy blonde females.

Blondeness....Paris Hilton. Enough Said.

Blondeness by Daniyal Khan March 18, 2006

Face Blondeness 

Similar to face blindness, but for those who don't actually have the disease but just suck at recognising faces alone.

Danii Conker Okonkwo dude I go to your school
9 minutes ago · Like
Charlie Jimi Everett Loooool
9 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett i don't know everyone in my school, i barely know everyone in my year, allow.
7 minutes ago · Like · 1 person
Jacob Bartlett when you grow up the same thing will happen to you; and youll remember this and facepalm.
3 minutes ago · Like
Danii Conker Okonkwo wth. How can you not know eveyone in your year! I know everyone in my year
2 minutes ago · Like
Jacob Bartlett barely ≠ don't
and allow the face blondeness

Face Blondeness by Jables1234 October 16, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016