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Wackamole 

Yo Ray thats wackamole.
Your shoes are wackamole dog.
Wack 2 the Mole!nuff said.
Wackamole by Ray November 22, 2003

Reverse Russian Wackamole

Strap a woman to a ceiling fan and strip her naked. Next, climb onto a ladder that is high enough for your penis to enter the woman. Then turn the fan on and when her vagina comes your way, stick your dick in really fast and pull out before she does another rotation. Continue this until you've had your orgasm.

WackAmoley 

A sex game. This game has two players. Player one bends over and spreads there ass cheeks. Player two stands behind them with a hard dick. Player on then pushes out a turd and tries to suck it back inside there anus before player two hits it with the head of there penis. When the penis makes contact with the turd, player two then uses his shitty penis to write the score on player ones back in Roman numerals.
Hey Jeff, after my wife goes to sleep do you want to go to the garage and play wackamoley?
WackAmoley by Iphistagash February 14, 2020

Packamole 

Packamole;

A Packamole is a common genetic disorder, prevalent in almost 75% of humans as it is the dominant allele in a mutation of chromosome 1, the largest, withholding 9% of the total DNA in human cells. This, somewhat harmless, disorder can permutate into various diverging genetic pathways, some of these include:
• The BJ lips packamole
• The Crater-face packamole
• The Hemiplegic unit packamole
• The Fivehead/Orange-face packamoles
• The Sheep-shag packamole
• The Female packamole( -very rare permutation )
• The Orange-gut packamole( -mutation of orange face packamole )
• The Small packamole
• The Big Blondemole

These are but a few examples of the many different archetypes of the packamole disorder. But there is one variety of packamole, the packamole to rule them all...

BUCKTOOTH PACKAMOLE LIPS

This is the first packamole to ever have existed, patient zero of the genetic mutation. And possibly the most dangerous to themselves or to others, as when this species are close to other humans, their genetic structure alters them, and they mutate into a new form of packamole. This may also be affecting the DNA of other animal species near, but more tests must be made in order to acquire a conclusive result.

The symptoms of the packamole disorder need not be explained as we all surely know them by heart.

(This definition has been validated by genetics expert senõr yoda, all facts/figures are 100% accurate)

Date:
18/11/2018
"Ahhh you're a bucktooth Packamole aren't you?"
"shutup, you Packamole!"
"No, im not a Packamole, you calling me a Packamole means that you are actually the Packamole"
Packamole by FLETCHH November 19, 2018

wackaholic 

Someone who constantly wacks off to relieve stress, or they just do it because it is an addiction; therefore they are wackaholics.
"Man I was so stressed out I had to wack-off twice already today!"
"Holy shit! Your such a wackaholic!"
wackaholic by Lindsey S. August 4, 2006

Wokamole 

A person who acts like so woke, but dumb af.
Man, that POTUS dude sure talks stuff..

Nah.. That gramps is a total wokamole
Wokamole by FallenV August 14, 2018