Melpew 

Derogatory term used to describe someone who is as unintelligent and as much of a detriment to society as someone who would work behind the counter at Burger King or McDonald's, especially those of african-american descent. Derived from the phrase "May I help you?", which commonly is shortened to "Melpew?" by those working at the aforementioned establishments. Also melpyew, melpyu, melpu.

"That melpew over there is too dumb to even steal that car."
"Doesn't that melpew have a welfare check to pick up?"

Melpew by Susan B Anthony August 7, 2006

melpyew 

Commonly uttered by McDonald's employees right before they take your order.

Employee: "Melpyew?"
You: "Yeah, I'd like a Big Mac, fries..."

melpyew by Krogenar January 19, 2005

Melewa

Your local Bazinga

Hey did you see Sineth walking home he’s such a Melewa

Melewa by Boomchalagay November 23, 2021

Melper

The term ''melper'' refers to a newly promoted moderator on a minecraft server. These newly made mods oftentimes dont subconsciously realize that they have now a higher rank and feel like helpers. This sentiment is described as Schrödinger's staff member: the staff member will only think of themselves as a moderator when confronted to their in -game title, but will refer to themselves as a helper in all other situations.

Did you hear? Gloss and xan are melpers!

Melper by gomath67 January 23, 2022

Melper

The act of meddling/helping.

Don’t be a Melper. Most people don’t need assistance when it hasn’t been asked for. Melping is meddling as a cover for helping.

Melper by The Berb January 28, 2022

melper

The act of being unhelpful. The opposite of a helper.

Be a helper, not a melper.

melper by UncagedDragon May 10, 2022

melpert 

A streamer who fails to understand the most basic instructions, originating from Vinesauce. Yellow paint nor chat can help him as he looks directly at the menu option he needs to click with his mouse right over it. Usually this is paired with the GIGACHAD emote. Often meant to be a joking poke at a streamer who has streamerbrain and not a serious attempt to berate the streamer.

Melpert: How do I go back chat? I don't know where the button is...
*mouse is five pixels away from the option*
Chat: GIGACHAD Melpert...
*mouses away from the option*
Melpert: I don't understand. Where is it?
Chat: MELPERT...

melpert by yourfutanutdealer March 13, 2024