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Chucktatorship 

A form of government ruled not only by an iron fist, but also of a roundhouse kick and magnificent beard. Not to be confused by a dicktatorship, as those are ruled by dicks. A Chucktatorship is democratic, but the only vote that counts is that of Chuck Norris, making the majority the minority as compared to Chuck Norris.
In a Chucktatorship, the iron fist of law is backed by the roundhouse kick of justice.
Chucktatorship by Fuhnetic August 25, 2010
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Chucktatorship 

A Form Of Government Refering To The Belief In Chuck Norris.
Contrary To Popular Belief, America Isnt A Democracy, It Is In Fact, A Chucktatorship
Chucktatorship by MadeInTywon September 1, 2006

Chucktatorship 

adj. (ch-uck-tA-tore-ship)
1. The describing word for a place that has a form of government that is ruled by Chuck Norris
2. Someone who rules in a Chucktatorship would be one who tells many Chuck Norris "facts"
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it's a Chucktatorship.
Chucktatorship by Lgm432 March 7, 2009

chicktatorship

Homonymous with "Dictatorship" and the difference being that women have absolute, imperious, or overbearing power or control.
This company is being run by a total chicktatorship.
chicktatorship by M1K3YB January 10, 2008

chumptatorship 

a rulership of chumps when the true pwnstars cannot attain victory
*sitting down at a poker table in Vegas*
"This looks like a chumptatorship!"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026